BNPBC Four, by Mud Sun

BNPBC Four

from The Rebel Cell by Mud Sun

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BPNBC Four

We interrupt BNPBC news' continuing coverage
Of Celebrity Lawsuits including tips on the latest
Cosmetic improvements of their boobs and lips
To bring you this exclusive
Earlier today in the criminal court of law
Dizraeli, the Rebel Cell leader
Stood in a prisoner's box and faced a judge
In response to an assortment of charges
When asked how he would like to plead
Dizraeli righteously denounced the court as a facade
And pronounced himself not-guilty on all counts
Like a common scoundral
He was given seventy consecutive life sentences
To be served in Glastonbury penitentiary
With the rest of his henchmen
It is also reported by a reliable source that
Dizraeli commanded the remaining members
Of his rebel faction
Be immediately disbanded
For lack of any realistic chances
The Canadian journalist Baba Brinkman
Who interviewed the prisoner
Prior to the Judge's conviction
Has apparently gone missing
And is wanted for questioning
And currently under suspicion
Of casting aspersions on the justice system
Right now
We return to Amy Winehouse Live
As hidden cameras follow her and her girlfriends
On a night out
To find out how it ends
Check tomorrow's Time Out
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