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Earlier today in the criminal court of law
Dizraeli, the Rebel Cell leader
Stood in a prisoner's box and faced a judge
In response to an assortment of charges
When asked how he would like to plead
Dizraeli righteously denounced the court as a facade
And pronounced himself not-guilty on all counts
Like a common scoundral
He was given seventy consecutive life sentences
To be served in Glastonbury penitentiary
With the rest of his henchmen
It is also reported by a reliable source that
Dizraeli commanded the remaining members
Of his rebel faction
Be immediately disbanded
For lack of any realistic chances
The Canadian journalist Baba Brinkman
Who interviewed the prisoner
Prior to the Judge's conviction
Has apparently gone missing
And is wanted for questioning
And currently under suspicion
Of casting aspersions on the justice system
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