NEVER MIND

You might see me walking round with a slight limp
It's not a G thing bruv - I've done my ankle in
A bit thrown like the dice in the I Ching
I'm not sleeping well, my head is tangling
I need an aspirin bruv I need a Saturday
A cup of tea to drink, possibly a Jaffa Cake
Or just an evening alone
I've had a manic day
It's been an age since I was chilled enough to mastur…
Baby! Come here, I love you, you're my stinky tits
You could help me with my problem come to think of it
Rinky dink? Sugar plum? Twinkle clit?
I didn't mean stinky tits..! Sorry. I've been a dick
Sorry! Sorry…
That was worse than dreadful
It's my stress levels,
It's my work schedule
At my desk, headful of words
Unsetlled, unearthed
I'm Dizzy, I'm in effect
I'm ineffectual.

But come on..
Never mind, it doesn't matter what you look like
All that matters is you dance
Cos it's a very very short life.

I move fast
All the flies on me are blue arsed
The kid that turned pages til he got to the rude part
and hit the kerbs naked with a sock on his doo-dah
It's a wonderful night for a moon dance.
Cherubims serenade us on a sketchily tuned harp
Venus plays a bass string strung between two starts
Jesus levitates on a fungus with blue hearts
and Sarah Palin's abducted in Utah…
Pardon?
I said welcome to the Terrordome
never give acid to a man with a megaphone
He will get frantic and then he won't let it go
Have you ever seen a rapper's head explode?
ROLL UP!!
And when the crowd dies
I hope that they've been entertained
and found me useful. Like safety information on a train
Cos to be truthful, I craved just a little taste of fame
Then it hit me - ego is a waste of brain

So never mind, it doesn't matter what you look like
All that matters is you dance
Cos it's a very very short life.